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BG Macatonish's EPIC TALE OF FUCKTHIS IS A WASTE OF YOUR TIME
OKAY SO ONCE BIG MACDADDy *cough* I MEAN BG MACATONISH WENT FER A WLK HE WUS WULKIN DWN DIS RANDUM PUATH
THEN 093W8R938932840934U3J29U HOLY SHIT OF FUCK
SUPER CYBER LESBIAN NINJAS JUGE APPER OTA NUWHARE AND DEN THEY ATTACK BG MACATONISH WIT DES LITALE SWARDS
BUT DEN BG MACATONISH KILLED DEM BY COUGHING BECUS HIS COUGH EMITS SUPER RADIOAUCTIV WASTA DAT ONLY KILLD NINJA'S
AND DEN HE WENT HOME AND BANGNED BREBARUNE
TEH FUCKING END FAGGOT
BEST FUCKING MY LITTLE PWNY FANFIC EVERRZ PART TWOFUCKING PART 2 FHDSFDSKJFSGDSHGJDFGHDJGFD'
OKAY SO AFTER FUCKING TWATLGHT AND RAINBOA WAS DONE MAKING HORRIFIC LOOKING DEMON CHILDS
THEY WAS LIKE
HEY FUCKING RAINBOA AFTER THIS LET'S FUCKING DRINK AND SHIT
AND RAINBOA WAS LIKE FUCK YEA ROUND 2 IS FUCKING FAVORITE ROUND RIGHT NOW
AND THEY WAS GONNA GET UP AND LEAVE BUT THEN
SFHSDKJHFSJFJHFDSFHKJDS HOLY FUCKING SHIT SUPER CYBER LESBIAN NINJAS BUST IN THIOREUR THE RUUF AND THEN
THEY MASTA RAMASHIASMA MAF WAS LIKE HOOOO FUCKING SHOOT THE BITCH'S WIT TEH BU- B- BUS- BUSHIDO BLASTERS
AND DAN RAINBOA WAS LIKE FUCKING HEY WHAT TEH FUK WHY U SHOOT US?@!?$!@?$!$?#@$#@$?2
AND DEN CHINA DOUCHE WAS LIKE YOU 2 ARE LIKE FUCKING DRUNK SEXIN AND WE DON'T APROVA DAT
AND DEN TWATLGHT AND RAINBOA WAS LIKE FUCKING THAT EXPLAAAAAAAAAINS EVERYDANG
AND THAN THEY WAS SHOT TO DEATH BUT DEN JUST CAME BACK TA LUFE BECUS DEY WAS TEH MAIN CHAECTARS AND THEY DON'T SDAY DED
AND THEN THEY HADA EPIC NIJA SORD FWIGHT
AND AFTA DEY WUN DEY HAD DRUNK SEX
AND DEN THEY HAD Z
BEST FUCKING MY LITTLE PWNY FANFIC EVERRZ SAORJSAOOnce! Twilight And Rainbow Dash Was Like Drinking And Shit And Got Drunk And Twatlgt Said
HEY RAINBOA LET'S FUCKING HAVE DRUNK SEX IN THAT ROOM!
And Rainboa Was Like SHIIIIIT LET'D DO DAT LIKE RIGHT NOW
And then they went into the room and like had Awesome Drunk sex but then
Fucking Scootaloo And Spike Walked in and was like Fucking Wingbonin and dragon bonin
And Like Then There Was Like FOAR WAYZ AND THEN
THERE WAS ZE CHILDBURTH
Nine TimesI saw him nine times.
The first time we were both sitting in the room together, getting ready to take the math test that would determine our placement. I was scatterbrained and throwing things around, trying to find the pencils that I had known I would need but had still just tossed in my purse. He was lounging backwards in his chair, looking for all the world as though he didn’t have a single care in the world, including the upcoming test. It annoyed me, that I was frantic and ready to scream, while someone else could be that relaxed.
I tested out of the class.
I don’t know if he did.
The second time I saw him, it was a few months after I arrived on campus. He was the one rushing and frantic this time, running across the square. He was probably late for class, though I had no way of knowing for sure. I was already lost in my own thoughts and ideas, deciding on my major and convincing people that yes, this is what I really want to do with my life. If they weren
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